In fact, 10 years after the fact, we got married! At least I can laugh about it now. I was embarrassed, and he was in pain. No music, no mood-setting—just pretty basic, protected, missionary that was over about as quick as it started. So I go outside and stand there, pretending to inhale, contemplating what life will be like as a gay man. That night my friends, said girl, her brother, and I all got really drunk at my best friend's house. The lady smiles and looks at my girlfriend waiting in the car outside.
I followed them up with some awkward kind of grunting.
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The lady smiles and looks at my girlfriend waiting in the car outside. It was more like mindless meat-stabbing and after five endless minutes she went: He left the next day. Her brother walked in, she grabbed the blanket to cover herself up and quickly jumped off of me, and for some reason I quickly grabbed my phone and pretended I was texting. He eventually came around, begrudgingly.